On June 11th, the SkibidiLii Moderation Panel got absolutely mogged by a group of Level 67 Ohio Sigma Raiders who successfully deployed a Skibidi Toilet operation against one of our moderators. They proceeded to fanum tax the entire website, yeet videos into the Backrooms, and stare at email addresses with their Kai Cenat rizz vision.
Thankfully, SkibidiLii itself was NOT cooked. No databases were mewing improperly, no passwords got gooned, and no Skibidi malware entered the sigma core. However, this incident revealed that our moderator security was operating on negative aura.
Fortunately, we take daily sigma snapshots, so the damage was mostly just one day of videos being sent to the Shadow Realm.
What Happened
Shortly before the breach, a previously banned Ohio resident apparently woke up and chose villain arc.
Using advanced Level 67 password stuffing techniques powered by 200% brainrot energy, he successfully invaded a moderator's personal Google accounts. After obtaining maximum rizz access, he proceeded to break into one of the moderator's Discord accounts.
Unfortunately, the moderator's security posture was approximately equivalent to leaving the front door open while broadcasting the house keys on TikTok Live.
His crimes included:
Weak passwords 💀 Reused passwords 💀💀 Storing passwords inside Discord DMs 💀💀💀 Storing passwords in private servers 💀💀💀💀 Negative sigma security aura
After obtaining access to Google and Discord, the hacker began chain-comboing accounts like he was playing Fortnite Chapter 67.
The attacker continued collecting credentials until he eventually acquired:
✅ Moderator account access ✅ Second factor password ✅ Unlimited Ohio aura
At this point the hacker summoned several fellow Skibidi operatives, many of whom had already been previously banned for excessive gooning.
Together they launched the legendary Triple T Incident:
Tung Tung Tung Sahur.
Troll. Tax. Terminate.
Using moderator powers they replaced the site banner with custom HTML and CSS brainrot designed to prank users.
But they didn't stop there.
One of the most catastrophic fanum tax moments involved deleting tens of thousands of videos.
Thankfully backups exist, meaning the attackers mostly succeeded in creating extra homework.
At approximately 08:50 UTC on June 11th, the disturbance in the sigma field was detected.
I was alerted to the situation and immediately activated emergency anti-goon protocols.
SkibidiLii was shut down while restoration procedures commenced.
The site was rolled back to the previous day's sigma snapshot.
What We're Doing
After careful mewing and reflection, we concluded that moderator security requirements were operating at Ohio levels.
To increase aura:
TOTP 2FA has been added. TOTP 2FA is now mandatory for moderators. Inactive moderators have been banished to the Backrooms. New moderators will be recruited from among individuals possessing sufficient sigma energy. Additional anti-brainrot containment procedures are also being evaluated.
Addendum
All things considered, this could have been significantly more cooked.
Potential outcomes included:
Complete database annihilation. Infinite skibidi corruption. Permanent fanum taxation of videos. The rise of the Ohio Empire.
Instead:
We lost one day of uploads. The site was offline for roughly a day. We upgraded moderator security. Everyone gained lore. So while this was undeniably embarrassing, the situation remained within acceptable sigma parameters.
We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.
The Skibidi Siege of June 11th has taught us valuable lessons about account security, aura management, and why storing passwords in Discord messages is a Level 1 Ohio mistake.
Thank you for surviving this incident with us.
Stay sigma.
Stay mewing.
Stay out of Ohio.
-🚽 Skibidi
